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Sari crawls on Optimus' face while Bulkhead watches

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Sari crawls on Optimus' face while Bulkhead watches
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BG the Robit writes: Sari: I can't believe you won't be here to see our baby...
BG the Robit writes: Sari: Optimus, I... I don't want you to go. *sniff* It... it should have been Bulkhead, he won't stop looking under my clothes.
Evil Eye writes: What Sari doesn't realize is that Bulkhead is looking up her skirt.
Swoopscream writes: Seriously, Optimus, there are laws against this. No... no.... like the FEDs are TAPPING your COMPUTER serious.
Tripredacus writes: Vote for Bulkhead, because he sees you poopin'.
Tripredacus writes: Yeah Sari, he told me it was all your fault he's dead. Must suck to be you!
Tripredacus writes: Vote for Lugnut, because he sees you poopin'.
Evil Eye writes: Bulkhead finds himself unable to fap to this.
DarkEnergon writes: Optimus: "nnSari... mI mthink myou should ad leasd mwait muntil myou ged your deenage mform for vis!"
jrgreer74 writes: Bulkhead thinking to himself: This is awkward! I don't think she should be showing everyone behind me where the smaller organics come from. Maybe I'll just stand right here and block them! Oh for the love of Cybertron!!! Did you have to look? I'm such an
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optimusprimeswife writes: Sari: you're back!!!
Optimus: yes, um, um i'm back.
Sari: don't leave me ever again! i love you!
(optimus's wife looks at Sari with anger)
Prime's wife: optimus are you going to let her do this!
Optimus: (grunts and stammers) um.. no sorry baby
(pu
maroyasha writes: Prime: I never had this problem with Daniel, and he was more girly than her
Ratchet: Who's Daniel?
Prowl: Ya, who is he?
Prime: Nevermind. He was just this girly kid. Oh there he is crying at the hot dog stand
Retrospex writes: Don't move I know my contact lens is here somewhere.
Badass Grimlock writes: "There's a scary man in that big white van over there!"
Watcher writes: "Prime, I saw this movie on human television: she's a face-hugger!?"
Optimus Eddie writes: Optimus: Ewww! Get it off,Get it off, Get it off!
Bulkhead: Hold still. If you can't stop moving I can't help.
zodconvoy writes: Bulkhead: "Okay, Prime, here's one girl. I'll have to go get another one but Kup is still on Cybertron!"
Tigertrack writes: Dino get off me!
Rarararararraarrrr.
Willlllmmmmmaaaa!!!
siwu writes: uh bulkhead .... thaaaaats not a booger is it ?
MalificiousPrimes85 writes: Bulkhead: Prime! We Have to... ooooh!Hellooouuu!!
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MasterSoundBlaster writes: Bulkhead:(sniffs)The girl's pheromone levels suggest that she wants to mate.
Ratchet(in the background):Bulkhead!!!
Michael Alex Kawa writes: Sari-"Oh Prime don't leave me ,i love you .Is this how she does it ,is this how Melissa shows you love ,i can do it too ." Prime - "Bulkhead is watching " Sari-"Oh does he want some too "
skidflap writes: SARI: oh prime, you can't die.
PRIME: mhmhmhmhmhmh
SARI: what's that?
PRIME: mhmhmhmhmhm
SARI: what?
PRIME: (muffled)your standing on my mouth.
Blurrz writes: What is love?
Autobot Megatron writes: Come on Sari, I told you kissing him will work... I've saw it online. Something called "Kiss Players."
Unknown writes: DON'T MOVE
I'll get the flyswatter...
Heckfire writes: ...uh, Prime? I don't think that "make tiny humans" thing is gonna work with a Transformer instead.
Blozor writes: Hey, Optimus, there's a bug on your windshield.
dinogeist writes: Sari says,"Optimus how does the face plate come out."
Superluminal writes: Do you mine popping this zit for me?
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cheetor182 writes: Smell that, bulk?? I've been holding it for too long now just for you!
Optimus, don't breath!
AdamPrime writes: "Yep, that's in there... I'll go get Ratchet."
rockman_fan writes: i've seen enough kiss players to know where this is going
Road Turtle writes: Pedo-cons! Attaaack!!!
dinogeist writes: sari says: "first wreckgar,now bulkhead,i guess you guys like looking at my panties."
Twitchythe3rd writes: "Get off my face before I take yours."
USDA Prime writes: Honestly, are there any pics from Animated that don't look inappropriate?
Grimlock64 writes: Bulkhead never imagined he would witness his unofficial, but totally canonical Kiss Players fanfiction come to life...
SKYWARPED_128 writes: Bulkhead: "Get in mah belly!!!
bionic_radical writes: Daddy says because you have sloppy paint apps that we have to take you back...
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BeastProwl writes: Optimus: Mrrhrrmrrmrr
Bulkhead: Facehugger! Quick! Activaye your battle mask!
Sari: *SQUISH*
slip writes: Awwh crud we got us more crying kids, qnd a dead prime. Where about to be canceled soon guys.
#Sideways# writes: "Children fight!!"

"NO WAIT!!! I'm allergic to humans!"

*Thwack*
Godzillabot Primal writes: Bulkhead! You perv!
Poyguimogul writes: "Don't lick there Prime Sempai! It's dirty!"
Transformers Fanatic writes: Uhh...your kinda smothering him.
Vic writes: Uh, Optimus...you have a little something in your beard there...
Baneblade writes: FACEHUGGING
If only it was this cute
Kung Fu Man writes: Can't sleep, Bulkhead will eat me.
Poyguimogul writes: Optimus: "Now I pass the matrix to you.. as it was passed to me.."
Bulkhead: "But Prime.. she's just a girl~!"
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