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Megatron versus Sideswipe

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Megatron versus Sideswipe
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100 captions have been posted for this image so far ...
trailbreaker writes: Dirty Decepticons Vol. 2
BG the Robit writes: Sideswipe: Ah, just missed your nuts!
Megatron: Your loss, I just peed on you!
Rainmaker writes: Sideswipe: Found the trigger!
GallifreyanSeeker writes: *Censored*
Frenchhorngirl writes: "My Jet Judo will work just as well on you, Meg!"
cusd220 writes: Megatron: a robots gotta go when a robots gotta go!
Revenge of Bruticus writes: "With almighty Primus as my witness, I'll never go hungry again"
Swoopscream writes: OPTIMUS! THIS IS NOT HOW IT LOOKS! I LOST A CONTACT!
Silver Snake writes: Optimus Prime: So, after that little escapade, we have learned something very valuable, haven't we, Sideswipe?

Sideswipe: Yes, Prime. *turns to audience* Remember kids: if someone tries to touch you in somewhere you feel uncomfortable, that's no good.
peacethroughtyranny writes: Got a better one

RAPE:It can happen to anyone
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peacethroughtyranny writes: Sideswipe: Megatron you are going to Pay for the crimes you..WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU O-MAGOD GET OF ME I'M ONLY 13!!!!!
Optimus102697 writes: Oh my Primus
popo5 writes: Sideswipe gave the nut-shot to Megatron! Mega-funny.
Tripredacus writes: After a heated debate with Megatron, Sideswipe learned he could indeed turn into an ultra-compact car.
G1 Legacy writes: (In Frank Welkers 80's Voice-over fashion) "This is my gun-mode and this is my GUN, with this I kill people, and with THIS I have fun! Now where is that pompous brother of your?!"
G1 Legacy writes: (In Frank Welkers 80's Voice-over fashion) "This is my gun-mode and this is my GUN, with this I kill people, and with THIS I have fun! Now where is that pompous brother of your?!"
ansonmedina writes: MEGATRON: oooh, ohhh, It's comming! Faster and harder you idiot autobot!
SIDESWIPE: Geez, Its too big I can't handle anymore (gulping)
MEGATRON: Aaaah! That's better! Now die!
Evil Eye writes: For crying out loud, Sideswipe, do you have any idea how many rude captions this scene will spawn?
Evil Eye writes: For crying out loud, Sideswipe, do you have any idea how many rude captions this scene will spawn?
Evil Eye writes: For crying out loud, Sideswipe, do you have any idea how many rude captions this scene will spawn?
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trailbreaker writes: "Hurry! I have a meeting with Starscream in 10 minutes!"
maroyasha writes: Megatron: Piledriver!!!
Sideswipe: Get the heck off of me! You can't even lift me!!
Megatron: Watch me!!
gema writes: Sideswipe : You PEED on me?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deszaras1979 writes: Gonna make you squeal like a pig boy!!!
Heckfire writes: ...and the brains of a million slash-ficcers worldwide suddenly popped like zits.
Nickolai writes: Megatron: AGHAST! I incorrectly assumed I had the physical strength to lift this red,black and white colored piece of oddly situated scrap metal. By the Fallen, not only was I mistaken but I seem to have ruptured one of my gyro-servs. What a bother!
Rebirth Megatron writes: Megatron: Alright Sideswipe, try your Gun fu on me if you dare and see if it is more effective than your jet judOOOH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?
altramaxus writes: take it...... TAKE IT !!! you woefully unreliable lamborghini ponce
chugeta writes: Megatron: "ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!!!"
Sideswipe501 writes: I think I just watched gay gone wild....
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welcometothedarksyde writes: Transformers: Uncut and Unrated!
trailbreaker writes:
mechislander writes: Watch the beak, watch the... BEAK! Ow...
munkimus prime writes: Is this what they mean by head master.
moonie writes: megatron: definitely NOT good vibes.
darth_paul writes: You've got the TOUCH! You've got the POWER! YEAH!
trailbreaker writes: Megatron -- "Why is the grass so tall? It needs to be mowed!"

(It's the only PG-13 thing I can think of)
Dragonoth writes: Always one for fighting dirty, Sideswipe secretly installed retractable mecha-fangs.
1337W422102 writes: LOL I CAME
Road Turtle writes: Sideswipe, "Hey, what's this? It looks like a gun trigger! Let's pull it!"

Megatron, "Aarrraagh!"
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darkqueen01 writes: *Honestly, how do they expect us to keep this captions PG-13?"
Roll_Out writes: It's always been you Sideswipe...
Unknown writes: spear
shiftimus prime writes: damn, you're a motherf**king gay, you now that.
Swerve writes: Sideswipe: What on Cybertron did I do to ---- the animators off? They keep drawing me in these horribly compromising situations.
Swerve writes: Megatron: You know what, just forget it. It... it just isn't interfacing correctly.
Zeedust writes: And that's when they realized Headmasters needed to be smaller than the Transformers they attached to.
Autobotspitfire writes: have you hugged an autobot today?
Autobotspitfire writes: thank primus where robots with no sexual identities
Autobotspitfire writes: Megatron: "i need a cigarette”
Sideswipe: “will you call?”
Megatron: “you still here?”
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texan_eagle_scout writes: I can't quit you!

(Megatron reveals his acting skills in "Brokeback Cybertron")
transformerguru writes: I'm higher on the food chain. GET IN MY BELLY.
warrior_primus61296 writes: Sideswipe:WHAT the hell are you doing to me!
Megatron:Sorry!
First-Aid writes: PILEDRIVER!!!!!
First-Aid writes: Megatron does his best Micahel Strahan impersonation while Sideswipe is obviously a Houston Texans offensive lineman...
First-Aid writes: Look! I found a quarter!
shiftimus prime writes: Man, is reaaaaaly in this f**king place.
D-340 writes: Megatron: Remember now, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Thanatos Prime writes: Megs: AAAAAAAAAHHH! Not below the belt!!!
Stormrider writes: Megatron: I hate pooping out Transformers. I'm glad I that I didn't eat his brother as well...
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ProwlDC2 writes: Megatron: Sunstreaker was better!
honeykid writes: megatron:HEY DONT BITE
sideswipe:*various gagging sounds*
Thanatos Prime writes: I can't tell where Megatron ends and Sideswipe begins....
Mad_Mexicoy writes: Ooh........just like that.....
White_Noise writes: Megatron: "I shouldn't have chugged that 12 gallons of Red Bull and energon...."
White_Noise writes: Optimus in background: "Get out of there Sideswipe, Megatron's going to blow!"
Sideswipe: "Umm.... yes.... megatron"
JesWal writes: Rape!
Roux writes: Sideswipe and Megatron: "POWERLINX to form Powerlink Megatron!"

Sideswipe: "When can I be on top again?"

Megatron: "When you pay for the dinner and movie!"
snavej writes: Megatron: Damn you, Autobot! You didn't have to fart right now!

Sideswipe: Yes I did! I had a bet with the others!
snavej writes: Megatron: You realise, Autobot, that this stunt will earn you some severe beatings!

Sideswipe: I'm more worried about where half my body has gone!
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snavej writes: Megatron: It's not what it looks like!

Sideswipe: I'm not what I look like, either!
Unknown writes: megatron-hey get out of there
TenaciousMC writes: Megatron Hearts Sideswipe
Jazzz writes: Leapfrog!
Deadpool. writes: Megatron: "Optimus, help me!!"
Prime: "Alright... Sideswipe, retreat!..... Sideswipe?"
Megatron: "Ahahahahaha!!!! Stop -Ahahaha!! Prime, ask -ahaha- Sideswipe to -ahahaha- stop tickling -ahahaha- me!!!"
Deadpool. writes: Megatron: -----CENSORED-----
korean-ironhide writes: Secret LOVERS!!!!
Liege Evilmus writes: Picknicks are fun for special friends.
Liege Evilmus writes: In The Hills, The Cities
DeceptiGojira writes: You hear that Megatron? that's the sound of the scream of millions of people that went blind seeing you having a blowjob, I hope your happy, bastard!
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Decepticon Spike writes: Megatron: It's a pity you Autobots die so...wait, what are you doing...I didn't say stop.
TenaciousMC writes: Megatron: "Yep, I'm gay!"
Optimusizzy writes: Megatron originator of the piledriver the move and the bar.
xxaMaxx writes: We stay in our Robot Modes. It's better that way.

Announcer: Thanks for watching this installment of "All-Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder: Reenacted by the Transformers." Stay tuned for more after the break!!
megatrina writes: Megatron: No! I don’t want to go on the hay ride! I want to see the arts and crafts booth!
Prime (off-screen): Come on, Megatron, it’s a glorious fall day. We’re all going to ride out to the pumpkin patch and—
Megatron: I hate the pumpkin patch!
Blaster_Prime writes: In line with the obscure Transformers Liscenced products for the movie "DUCK HUNT: Transformers Edition." Damn You Megatron!! Stop Laughing, those ducks are fast!!
g2grimmy64 writes: "Starscream! its not wut it looks like! we're jus role playing!"
dabattousai writes: Megatron I LOST MY VIRGINITY BY AN AUTOBOT!
Tusko writes: "Awe crap, my shoulder launchers caught..."
"DON'T jerk the trigger!"
Jaw Crusher writes: This is what happens when you let George Lucas direct a TF movie.
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Condan1993 writes: Megatron: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, not another one of these themed pictures
Optimutt writes: What's black and white and red all over?

A Sideswipe ball!
Knock Out writes: Megatron: "I wish I knew how to quit you..."
spider_j writes: Sideswipe finally puts to the test Megatron's boast of having b*lls of steel.
P.S. Please delete if it's considered vulgar ....
spider_j writes: One reason why Mechaforms should not play twister
spider_j writes: Sideswipe: Where the hell's the slot to insert the penny?
Aragem23 writes: Alright, Megatron, push, come on push, PUSH!!! He's here! Awwww, a beautiful bouncing mech.
Unknown writes: +how do we keep this clean?+
Autobotic9 writes: Sideswipe: You were my brother Megatron, I loved you. Chancellor Starscream is evil!
Megatron: In my view the Autobots are evil!
SS: Then you are blind!
Ratbat writes: Megatron MUST be stopped...NO MATTER THE COST (sorry, Optimus)!
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